Mini Lady Gaga Sparks Worldwide Cringing Pandemic

First off, I'm not talking about THIS Mini Gaga. Nor am I referring to THIS Mini Gaga (warning: GROSS), whom Gary Busey suggests is the "real" thing.  I wish I were talking about either of the two aforementioned "ladies," as I have absolutely nothing to say about either of them and could save us all some time. No, the subject at hand is a tiny, Brazilian JonBenet named Laura Montana who is making my soul cry.

I don't know who to call about this. The Brazilian Chapter of Child Protective Services? The Fashion Police? Mothers Against Pageant Moms? 

This isn't cheap Internet snark folks (oh hai Perez, you awful pink piglet!!) I am genuinely concerned about this. Not because Mini Lady Gaga is Little Miss Sunshine and the lyrics she's singing are 8 millionty levels beyond INAPPROPES. That's an issue the feminists and those who specialize in conflict theory can articulate. 

I mean, this is no pre-pubescent perreando and it's not like she's daggering or anything. I am just concerned because this child's handlers are as tasteless as the sheeply audience. THIS IS NOT LEGITIMATE ENTERTAINMENT... is it? STOP CLAPPING!

Did you watch it? Does it make you feel kind of like this:

What do you guys think of this LITTLE MONSTER?