Buzznet Goes BOYCRAZY, Then APES at The MTV Movie Awards. Literally.

Guess what Buzznet? We have some very special super amazing treats for you guys this weekend!!!

The MTV Movie Awards are finally here.  We're already cracked out on  Aziz Ansari, but the nominees are so good this year we've pre-emptively checked everyone's names off of our ballots BECAUSE EVERYONE WINS.

So far we know that there will be Harry Potter and Twilight: Eclipse sneak peeks, Robert Pattinson and Will Ferrell will be there, and Katy Perry is going to perform with Snoop Dogg. Did we mention Aziz Ansari already?

#1: BUZZNET IS GOING BOYCRAZY AT THE MTV MOVIE AWARDS

Buzznet star Alexi Wasser of IMBOYCRAZY will be talking to celebs on the red carpet with some of the awesome questions that you guys have sent us on Twitter!  Alexi's freaking out about the whole thing:

#2: TWERK IT, TWITTER! WARREN THE APE WILL BE LIVE TWEETING FROM THE MOVIE AWARDS FOR BUZZNET!

The rude and lewd Warren The Ape will be Live Tweeting all the juicy gossip happening on the red carpet from the Movie Awards from Buzznet's Twitter!

This is a big deal because he doesn't have any publicists preventing him from talking about how bummed out Kristen Stewart looks to be there or how Russell Brand smells in person (like Katy Perry's dreams). This is the stuff we live for and Warren will make sure we don't die. Thanks Twitter! And Puppets!

Follow us on Twitter Sunday, June 6th, to get the scoop on the Twilight cast that you could never get from a human celebrity (how boring)!

Anyhow, if you aren't familiar with the distinguished elegance that is Warren the Ape, allow us to introduce you:

Yeah. We know. We don't really know what is going to happen. I mean, he's more of a PIG than an APE, but we know it'll be hilarious, whatever goes down.

BONUS: Check out Warren hanging with ScarJo. We're not even jealous! Not at all!

#3: WEENS-N-THINGS: THE PREMIERE OF THE HARD TIMES OF RJ BERGER

Sorry we're all up in MTV's buns right now, but they have the most action we're going to get all weekend with the Movie Awards and the premiere of this show.

RJ is basically a big dork with a BIG (bigbigbig) package. Apparently the show is a Wonder Years-meets-Superbad type deal? (If they squish some Freaks-n-Geeks and My So Called Life vibes in there too I'll die).

There's a bully, a stalker, and of course the girl of his dreams. We don't care who's who, we just want to see him rise from shame to fame and pretend that we can have a do-over on our high school careers. 

So basically, you should be slobbing out on your couch for the rest of the weekend, holding steadfast to you comforter, refusing to get up except to eat Mac n Cheese from a box, staring at your television til Monday morning. Don't pick up the phone, don't go outside. And definitely don't think about the oil spill (unless you plan to read the entire Twitter of feed of BPGlobalPR).

Also, we were going to announce this tomorrow on the air, but I just can't hold it in anymore. I'm engaged to and Zach Galifianakis! THANK YOU!!! I know I'm so happy. Can't wait to tell our families. Or him. 

xx
A viva

(thx to Miss Mallibu)