Reblogged from amypiehoneybunch
He who shall not be named (AKA Lord Voldemort) was not too pleased to see that he was snubbed from two major categories at this year's Teen Choice Awards. The Dark Lord, whose Twitter page has almost 1.5 million followers, took to his internet podium to lash out at the TCA committee.
Voldy has stated that he is "hurt for obvious reasons" about the TCAs ignoring his "decades of murder and all around villain-ship" when compiling the votes for "Choice Villain." Though he is known as an evil antagonist, he is also a beloved Twitterman (see evil tweet below,) and was appalled to see that he had been snubbed from the "Choice Twit" category. The nominees include Justin Bieber, Ellen DeGeneres, Ashton Kutcher, Demi Lovato, and Homer Simpson.
Voldemort felt that the nomination of Homer Simpson was offensive to fictional characters with Twitters everywhere, and is suing the TCA in the amount of eleventy million dollars for punitive damages and emotional distress. Details on the case are TBD.
Can't we all just hug and make up?
Do you think that Voldemort has every right to feel snubbed? Do you prefer his Twitter or are you a Homer Simpson lover?
*Disclaimer: Voldemort is not real, and he is not suing the TCAs. JOKE POST!
Also see: Kaley Cuoco's Shocking Replacement as Teen Choice Awards Host
and: Taylor Swift to Break Up with Taylor Lautner Again, For Old Times Sake